House Cleaner
(FICTION/RAP)
By: Stephanie MacDonald
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Hey dirty girl
Do you need a ride
I got a ticket to hell
free drugs are inside!
Duct tape and scissors
Time to watch you squirm
Gonna drain your blood
You fucking worthless germ
I know you can't help it
It's the way you were made
Didn't know there's more to life
Than just dope and getting laid
I'm sure daddy was a drunk
and your momma a whore
Here, take this shot of courage
I watch you hit the floor
Ha! That wasn't courage
Battery acid and ale
Spit up your insides
Want another cocktail?
One to get ready
and another to go
In three you get on stage
for the dead body show
Call me a house cleaner
and this is my blade
We get rid of the scum
With corpses gettin' laid
After life leaves your body
before questions arise
You'll be dismembered in my pig shed
Now are you that surprised?